Why I Rule
This picture should pretty much sum it up. But in case you need more reasons:
| 1. If I were related to the "Levi's" blue-jean company, I would be very rich. |
| 2. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt. |
| 3. I'm more fun than hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. |
| 4. I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup. |
| 5. If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food. |
| 6. I seldom get my teeth stuck together when eating a Jolly Rancher candy. |
| 7. I understand the difference between their, there, and they're. |
| 8. I am persistent. |
| 9. I can usually open those pesky jar lids. |
| 10. I have no communicable diseases |
| 11. I am persistent. |
| 12. I change my toothbrush when the blue color-bristles go away |
| 13. I take a bath at least once a day. |
| 14. I am usually able to find Waldo |
| 15. I'm not afraid to cry - admittedly it's usually when I hurt myself, but I can build on that. |
| 16. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix. |
| 17. Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can. |
| 18. There's no compelling reason why you shouldn't like me. |
| 19. I do my own laundry. |
| 20. I would give up my appendix for the right woman. |
| 21. I practice random kindness. |
| 22. Rarely have I torn the tags off my pillows. |
| 23. I am weird enough for most purposes. |
| 24. It only seems kinky the first time. |
| 25. I have never attempted to run down a skier with a powerboat. |
| 26. My life is no more complicated than any cast member on Melrose Place. |
| 27. I was inspected by #15. |
| 28. I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists. |
Would you want to be known throughout history as "the one who let *LEVI* get away"?