Verizon SUCKS

So how cool is it to have DSL service that's 1.3 mpbs one minute, and a blazing 3 k/sec the next?  Almost as cool as paying $40/month for it.  It sucks, especially when I'm trying to download stuff- for educational purposes, of course.  The worst part is, you can't call to bitch about it without waiting on hold for like 3 hours.  I can't believe the MORONS they have working at Verizon, I could train a retarded  sea lion to troubleshoot better than these people.  It's amazing there's enough electricity misfiring in their big pumpkin heads to manage to answer a phone, let alone solve any kind of problems.  I once wasted 4 precious hours of my life waiting on hold with these assclowns.  What was I thinking?  I would get more accomplished talking to a rat's cancerous ballsack for 4 hours.  They transfer your call an average of 6 times per call, because no one knows how to solve your problem so they just throw you around to different departments.  I think it's time to tell them to suck it and try cable modem.  It could be as bad or worse, but it's worth a shot.  Maybe coming soon... a Charter sucks page.  I hope not.

People hate being jerked around by Verizon.

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